On with the show this is it, as Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck would say, or rather sing. And what better place to put one on than Madison Square Garden, even if the show is a wedding?
When MSG (as it's being called) was first rumoured to be the venue for this spectacle there could be no doubt that it was the place for it, climate change and expense be damned. Close entire streets of the sweltering city but line them with black SUVs, engines running, packed with stars to join the stars of the show.
It isn't clear that a wedding should necessarily be a show, but it's clear that in this case it could only be one. These are, after all, show people. They put on shows as a living. The show they're performing, now, is a wedding. Does that render it less real as a wedding, or is everything a show, the wedding being merely a part of it, or one of a succession of shows?
Is it a show because one is expected in this case or because it was desired by those who put it on? I find it hard to believe anyone would want their wedding to be so gigantic and public an event. Perhaps they would, though, if everything about them and their lives is gigantic and public. It would seem appropriate in that case. Perhaps it would be impossible for someone who lives to put on shows to conceive of anything subtle and simple.
But in a sense weddings are characteristically excessive, in most cases. They're intended to be great moments in the lives of those being wed; perhaps even the greatest moment. They're meticulously planned, and then memorialized. Not just photographed, but made into a kind of movie. Yes. A show, in fact, though not an enormous one, typically. It becomes a matter of scale, and like most everything in our world, a matter of money.
This is unfortunate given the fact that it's more likely than not that those who are wed at these wedding-shows are ultimately divorced, no matter how splendid, costly and sizable the matrimonial spectacle may be. The divorce rate is such that it's even likely that those who attend weddings expect that after some time they'll dissolve, and the relics of the ceremony will be forgotten, never to be reviewed or called to mind.
Will that happen even to a wedding held at Madison Square Garden? Perhaps in that case the dissolution of the marriage, the divorce, will be a show as well. It's unlikely that show will take place at MSG, though.




