One of my favorite stories of the religion-crazy times in which Christianity developed involves the remarkable Apsethus of Libya. He was one of many men who wandered about in the first two centuries of the Common Era (AD) declaring themselves gods or being declared gods by others.
Most of them did what was usually done to earn this designation--heal the sick, drive out demons, raise the dead, etc. The ancients believed in magic of this kind. Even early Christians did. Some of the earliest images of Jesus show him using a magic wand while performing miracles. Initially, Christians welcomed comparsons of Jesus with pagan wonder workers like Apollonius of Tyana. Apsethus was compared with Simon Magus, also a contemporary of Jesus.
Apsethus, though, was more inventive than other holy magicians. He trained parrots common to the area to cry out "Apsethus is God!" The parrots were believed by many.
Unfortunately for Apsethus, someone, "a Greek" (Greeks apparently being less gullible than Libyans), trained other parrots to cry out "Apsethus isn't God! He captured us and made us call him God!" The Greek-trained parrots were more persuasive. Apsethus' followers turned on him and he met a bad end.
This history lesson teaches us something about how incredibly stupid we can be when we're desparate to believe something that we find agreeable to us, particularly when it promises us success or salvation in this world or the next. It also teaches us something about parrots and their trainers.
It's not difficult to find amenable parrots, and parrot-trainers, in these times. Oddly enough there's little to distinguish us from those poor dupes of antiquity who listened to parrots. It seems we're fated to be fools, and not merely in matters of religion.
Many of our politicians are parrots, trained to praise one person in particular as a god or god-like or, at best, simply repeat whatever they've learned from someone who has given them money enough to buy them. It should be embarrassing to us all, but it isn't as they're mere parrots and no longer have the capacity to be embarassed, and we listen to them and believe them without question.
Who's worse, the parrot-trainers, the parrots or those who listen to the parrots?



























